Instant Regret Vodka 20cL

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So, you like things hotter than a page of 50 Shades of Grey… being used to kindle a fire? Then you need to try this Instant Regret Vodka!

We can only assume this bottle was filled from the taps in hell. Otherwise, we have no idea how simple liquid managed to get so darn hot. It’s shady. It’s menacing. It’s the type of vodka other vodkas cross the road to avoid.

Made with probably a million chillies, the Scoville count of this insidious liquid is kept a secret. We believe that’s because the test itself had to run off and down the bottle of milk in the fridge, only to stumble back into the room and wheeze, ‘A lot.’

So, if you’re ready to experience the lovechild of fire and water, order this Instant Regret Vodka now!